I came here in 2016.
I’ve been here for almost 7 years now, and I don’t plan on leaving ever. At least, that’s what I believe now…
Because living here is luxurious.
It has always been, but since the damn pandemic, it has been filled with people 😁
There have always been many reasons why people came here, but now most of them are related to what happened:
A/. Many think that in case of new lockdowns, it’s better to live in a place with a large terrace instead of being locked up in a small apartment without outdoor spaces, and what better place than this!
B/. In general, there has been a lot of time to think about life and reconsider one’s own, and if they decide to move here… it’s because there are plenty of reasons:
🟢 Because of its sunny and mild climate for the majority of the year – When I asked if it was true that winter in Malaga was short, they replied, “Short? Last year it fell on a Thursday!!!” – You save a lot on heating, you can’t even imagine how much… – Good weather always benefits health because it allows you to exercise outdoors, even if it’s just taking a walk.
⚪️ Andalusia is a wonderful land with thousands of places to visit, including 8 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.
🟢 Because people want to enjoy a relaxed and quiet lifestyle, with less stress and more free time.
⚪️ Because of the gastronomic and leisure offerings, especially golf courses, water parks, and a lively nightlife.
🟢 Because of the wide and good selection of international and bilingual schools.
⚪️ Because of living close to the sea and being able to practice water sports all year round. Moreover, Malaga is the second most mountainous province in Spain – considering surface area and average latitude – making it a perfect destination for mountain lovers as well.
🟢 Because many people telecommute (one of the few good things that the damn pandemic has brought us…)
⚪️ Thanks to good communication infrastructure, many Europeans can travel to their home countries in a few hours and enjoy what used to be their second residence all year round. Many have even sold everything to come here.
🟢 Because it is one of the most cosmopolitan areas in the world, and the international community is very diverse. Therefore, anyone feels welcome and integrates easily. In Marbella alone, it is estimated that there are people from over 150 nationalities, including Spaniards, British, Germans, French, Russians, Swedes, Norwegians, Danes, Moroccans, Italians, and Dutch.
So, come on and join us here, it’s a fantastic place to live.
I certify it.
Just make sure to learn the local slang to speak like a true “boquerón” (Malagueño), or at least to understand them!
Being “piripi” means being conceited, not drunk.
Here, you don’t have a lot, you have “una pechá.”
Here, you’re not stingy, you’re “encogío.”
You don’t go shopping or run errands, you go on a “mandao.”
People don’t use tape, they use “fiso” to stick things together.
In Malaga, you’re not slow, you’re “apollargao.”
In the Alboran Sea, a beach party is a “Moraga.”
When the “terral” arrives, you say, “no ve qué calor“
You don’t pay with money, you pay with “guita.”
You don’t say “Of course,” you say “No ni ná.”
If you feel “fatiga,” it means you’re embarrassed, anxious, or feel like vomiting.
When someone calls you “pisha,” it has nothing to do with your private parts, it’s like saying “dude” or “guy.”
Oh! And “bulla” is not a crowd, it means hurry! “No hay bulla” means “It’s not urgent.”
You’re not slow… you’re “alobao” or “cuajao.”
When you’re sore or exhausted, you’ll say you’re “guarnío.”
And if you’re lucky, you have “chorra.”
Want to play “chiquilindongui”? They’re going to take out a Ludo game!
Feed someone who says they’re “esmallao.”
What are you still doing there?????
Come on over here quick!!
And don’t forget to visit the old town of Marbella, where you’ll find our beautiful store, Ohana Marbella, with several shop windows facing a lovely Andalusian courtyard where tourists take pictures.
Hugs 🌺,
Teresa
PS: If you want to have a glass of milk with a little coffee, ask for a “nube” (cloud).
PS2: It doesn’t seem likely that I’ll move anywhere else in the world. At least not permanently, as I won’t lack opportunities to travel and stay in other places around the world. 🙏🏼
